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This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
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"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
Nominee for best dad ever.
*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important
She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
I want all of these things.
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
last week my boyfriend came over to my house for the first time and I asked him if he wanted the wifi password and he said “I’m not worried about the wifi I just want to talk to you” and I stared at him in shock for about 15 seconds trying to figure out how to reply
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