FACT OF THE DAY: anteaters actually never eat ants. ants and anteaters have had an alliance since 1972, and there is no living member of either species that has eaten the other.
then why are they called anteaters???
it was actually a misnomer. anteaters like to eat aunts
why do bad zits happen to good people
you can’t say “no sarcasm” thats just diving deeper into the pit of ambiguity
How are y’all doing? —me, pretending to be from the south when I’m really from the north. I’m such a liar. what is wrong with me
what is wrong with me
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
Thanks to Hugh we know we should expect cuteness for this season(x)
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